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BREAKING: Local dolphin tattoo confirmed as MS-13 gang signal "Live Laugh Love" tattoo ruled deportable offense Anchor tattoos declared maritime gang activity Caffeine molecule tattoo linked to coffee cartel bust Tribal ink officially classified as gang propaganda Finger mustache tattoo is secret MS-13 handshake Basic butterfly tattoo flagged as criminal symbol Infinity symbol tattoos linked to infinite crime loop Hipster sleeve tattoo now on FBI watchlist Yoga tattoo connected to ancient crime ring

Deport-O-Matic 3000

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